A little old man shuffled slowly into “Kilwins“, an ice cream parlor in The Villages, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”"No,” he replied, “arthritis!”
Don’t take me too seriously. I don’t.
Major Mike’s Musings
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It's not enough to be going on a cruise this year. We're also booked on an Eastern Caribbean in 10 months and 2 days.
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Planned books:
- Shadow Divers by Robert Kurson
- Nothing But Trouble by Michael McGarrity
- Jolie Blon’s Bounce by James Lee Burke
- Shoot Him If He Runs by Stuart Woods
- Choke by Stuart Woods
Current books:
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Dark Harbour by Stuart Woods
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Following Jesus Without Embarrassing God by Tony Campolo
Recent books:
- Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby Series #2) by Janet Evanovich
- The Hanged Man’s Song by John Sandford
- Two Dollar Bill by Stuart Woods
- In The Hour Before Midnight by Jack Higgins
- The Narrows by Michael Connelly
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