Comments on: Now That’s a Knife

By: Vicki

Vicki — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:55:25 +0000

Funny side note to your “pants below the butt” comment…
David Berthold preached on Sunday & made a comment about kids walking around with pants so low that he’s afraid they’ll bend over & “then it’s just moon river!”
I have no idea what he said for the next 10 minutes because I couldn’t stop laughing!

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:58:13 +0000

I found this one on the Swiss Army web site for $230.00.

By: bonnie

bonnie — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:57:59 +0000

Imagine sticking that in your purse ladies.

What’s the cost of this thing Mike?

By: Scoop

Scoop — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:45:02 +0000

Now that’s a knife!

~Crocodile Dundee

By: Old Dad

Old Dad — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:16:34 +0000

Oh Good —one more thing to not send you for Christmas!!
Not too good to carry on your cruise either!

By: Mandy

Mandy — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:07:24 +0000

Okay, I think this calls for the “Real Men Of Genius” song about Mr. Giant Pocket Knife inventor. I wanted to post the link to the song but was unable, so just imagine the tune and enjoy these lyrics. (It’s my favorite one!)
Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
(Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor)
Because of you, we will never be lost in middle of a dense forrest without a little plastic toothpick… again.
(won’t get lost again)
What’s that bulge in my pocket?
It’s my knife, and my tweezers, and my scissors, and my spoon, and my bottle opener, and my fish scaler
(take it to the max)
and my leather awe, and my corkscrew, and my nail file, and my paring knife, and my hasp.
(What’s a hasp?)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
Because you make our pockets bulge humongously.. with pride
(Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor)