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Laws of the Natural Universe
June 16th, 2006 by Mike

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Sporting Event Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last and during the most critical time in the game.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chance of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering is directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law:
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Erickson’s First Law of Physics
Hot glass looks like cold glass.


2 Responses  
  • OLD DAD writes:
    June 16th, 200623:33at

    Now you are putting out useful information

  • bb writes:
    June 17th, 200608:28at

    Wow, today I can comment, and the only law I was going to say you forgot was the law of comment boxes not working when you have something to say. LOL


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