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Golf Signage
September 2nd, 2008 by Mike

    Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale:

  1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
  2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
  3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
  4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
  5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
  6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
  7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
  8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
  9. QUIET PLEASE…WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
  10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. 

WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

© 2008, J. M. Erickson. All rights reserved.


7 Responses  
  • georgette writes:
    September 2nd, 200816:53at

    😆

  • georgette writes:
    September 2nd, 200816:57at

    Hey can I get a new avatar? I look fat in blue. 😆

  • Mike writes:
    September 2nd, 200817:21at

    I can go back to the shadow, or use a blank, or use a monster. You can get your own avatar that si supposed to post on all the blogs at en.gravatar.com. I did mine. Let’s see if it posts on this comment.

  • Mandy writes:
    September 2nd, 200820:50at

    Doesn’t it look like a little Viagra? (I promise I’ve only seen the commercial!!)

  • georgette writes:
    September 3rd, 200813:51at

    Hey Mandy thats true (I’ve only seen them in pictures too).
    And with that in mind I’m keeping big blue as my avatar. 😉

  • Mandy writes:
    September 3rd, 200817:08at

    Love it!

  • Old Dad writes:
    September 5th, 200812:54at

    So you do read the crap I send you!


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