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Joke #6
May 20th, 2009 by Mike

OK. Here’s Joke #6

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”

© 2009, J. M. Erickson. All rights reserved.


2 Responses  
  • Karen writes:
    May 20th, 200914:35at

    Mental note~ Stay away from Mike if he has a gun! …done

  • Mandy Leech writes:
    May 22nd, 200909:02at

    Now THAT is a Mike Erickson joke. Love it.


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