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“Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.” — Laurence J. Peter
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“Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.” —Ambrose Bierce
“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” —Ronald Reagan
“Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.” —Lester B. Pearson
“In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.” —Napoleon Bonaparte
“Crime does not pay … as well as politics.” -Alfred E. Newman
“After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’” –Ronnie Shakes
“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.” –William G. McAdoo
Which quote reminds me of a story I heard back in the 60s:
A man was driving on a one lane bridge when he met another one driving in the opposite direction. The second man said, “I never back up for and idiot.1”
“I always do,” said the first. He promptly threw the gears into reverse and backed off the bridge.
“In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.” –Napoleon Bonaparte
“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.” –Johnny Carson
“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” — Charles De Gaulle
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
“If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.” — Professor Irwin Corey
“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.” — John Kenneth Galbraith
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