Major Mike’s Musings

Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-ND)

So what do you think? Is this a combover or a really expensive hat?

Another Combover

I thought I give you another treat. Here’s another combover. Notice his technique of combing all the hair from the right side over and around the head to the left so nobody notices he’s bald. Of course now he looks like a shaggy dog.

George Pataki Combover

In response to bb’s question, “What is a combover and who is George P?” allow me to introduce to you George Pataki, Governor of New York and potential 2008 Presidential candidate. OK, that takes care of George P.

Now for the combover: A combover is that method that bald guys use to convince themselves that they are not bald by growing their side hairs really long and combing them over the top of their heads. This gives the illusion in the mirror that their baldness is completely hidden. Of course everyone who is not looking in the mirror is not fooled and know it’s just a lie.

A combover is on par ridiculously with a bad rug (hairpiece for you non slangers), commonly known among my progeny as a “nice hat.”

Just so you all know. I’m not voting for anyone for President who has a combover. George P. be warned.