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Combovers Revisited
November 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm » Comments (5)
[caption id="attachment_378" align="alignleft" width="137" caption="Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-ND)"][/caption] So what do you think? Is this a combover or a really expensive hat? more »Not Well
November 9, 2008 at 6:16 pm » Comments (4)
I have not been feeling well today. But I learned something about diarrhea: It’s dangerous to just fart as usual. You know what I mean. more »Golf Signage
September 2, 2008 at 1:59 pm » Comments (7)
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale: BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. STAY ...more »A Miser
August 13, 2008 at 2:41 pm » Comments (2)
"Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor." -- Laurence J. Peter more »Politics
July 27, 2008 at 7:30 am » Comments (4)
"Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles." —Ambrose Bierce "Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you ...more »-
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