Major Mike's Musings » hunting http://majormike.net Don't take me too seriously. I don't. Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:27:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Joke #6 http://majormike.net/archives/503 http://majormike.net/archives/503#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 16:45:34 +0000 Mike http://majormike.net/?p=503 OK. Here’s Joke #6

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”

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