Major Mike’s Musings

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”  —Ed Gardner

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”  —Mark Twain

“Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.” — Robert W. Sarnoff

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”— Stephen King

“Remember, the reason government is funded by taxes is because it produces almost nothing that people will pay for willingly.”  — Mark Hillman

One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests.¹

Godspeed, Karen, on your quest in DC to inform your Rep and Senators on Mitochondrial Diseases.

1. John Stewart Mill [↩]

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”¹

1. Ernest Benn [↩]

“If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?”¹

1. Harry Shearer [↩]

“Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.”¹

1. Cullen Hightower [↩]

“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”¹

1. Abraham Maslow [↩]