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		<title>The Opera</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/521</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.&#8221;  —Ed Gardner]]></description>
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		<title>Starving Dogs</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/516</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.&#8221;  —Mark Twain]]></description>
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		<title>Finance</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/514</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.&#8221; &#8212; Robert W. Sarnoff]]></description>
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		<title>The Road to Hell</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/512</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The road to hell is paved with adverbs.&#8221;— Stephen King]]></description>
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		<title>The Reason for Taxes</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/509</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Remember, the reason government is funded by taxes is because it produces almost nothing that people will pay for willingly.&#8221;  — Mark Hillman]]></description>
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		<title>For Karen</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/498</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 22:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests.1 Godspeed, Karen, on your quest in DC to inform your Rep and Senators on Mitochondrial Diseases. - - - - - footnotes - - - - -John Stewart Mill]]></description>
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<p>Godspeed, Karen, on your quest in DC to inform your Rep and Senators on Mitochondrial Diseases.</p>
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		<title>Politics</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/494</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 21:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.&#8221;1 - - - - - footnotes - - - - -Ernest Benn]]></description>
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		<title>Corruption</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/486</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?&#8221;1 - - - - - footnotes - - - - -Harry Shearer]]></description>
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		<title>Our Side</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/484</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.&#8221;1 - - - - - footnotes - - - - -Cullen Hightower]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.&#8221;<sup><a href="http://majormike.net/archives/484#footnote_0_484" id="identifier_0_484" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="Cullen Hightower">1</a></sup></p>
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		<title>Tools</title>
		<link>http://majormike.net/archives/480</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 10:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.&#8221;1 - - - - - footnotes - - - - -Abraham Maslow]]></description>
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