Golf Signage

    Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale:

  1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
  2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
  3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
  4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
  5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
  6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
  7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
  8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
  9. QUIET PLEASE…WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
  10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. 

WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

7 thoughts on “Golf Signage

  1. I can go back to the shadow, or use a blank, or use a monster. You can get your own avatar that si supposed to post on all the blogs at en.gravatar.com. I did mine. Let’s see if it posts on this comment.

  2. Hey Mandy thats true (I’ve only seen them in pictures too).
    And with that in mind I’m keeping big blue as my avatar. 😉

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