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Golf and Government

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Mike

“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.”
—Former California Governor George Deukmejian

Posted in funny, golf, politics, sportsTagged golf, government, humor, quotes

Edison

Posted on December 18, 2011 by Mike 1 Comment

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Alva Edison

Posted in CultureTagged hmmm, quotes, work1 Comment on Edison

The Opera

Posted on July 9, 2009 by Mike

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”  —Ed Gardner

Posted in funnyTagged humor, opera, quotes

Starving Dogs

Posted on July 6, 2009 by Mike

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”  —Mark Twain

Posted in funny, StuffTagged Culture, humor, quotes

Finance

Posted on July 5, 2009 by Mike 1 Comment

“Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.” — Robert W. Sarnoff

Posted in StuffTagged finance, humor, quotes1 Comment on Finance

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