“The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.”
—Former California Governor George Deukmejian
Tag: quotes
Edison
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Alva Edison
The Opera
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.” —Ed Gardner
Starving Dogs
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” —Mark Twain
Finance
“Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.” — Robert W. Sarnoff