Ponder This

Think about physicians:

  1. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
  2. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
  3. Accidental deaths per physicianis 0.171. 1Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about gun owners:

  1. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that’s 80 million..)
  2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups,is 1,500.
  3. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. 2Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, “Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.” Also: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

Out of concern for the public at large, we are witholding the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

Footnotes

Footnotes
1 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
2 Statistics courtesy of FBI

I found one

My sweet daughter takes an infinite number of quizes that reveal her inner soul (well, some characteristics, at least), but every time I take one, they ask to sign up for something. I already get enough junk mail and I usually can’t figure out how to complete the quiz wthout giving away my two firsborn children, so I just skip them. But lo and behold, clothedinjoy had one on her blog to test what major you should have, so I tried it. Wonders of wonders, nothing was required except to answer a few question.

  You scored as Philosophy. You should be a Philosophy major! Like the Philosopher, you are contemplative and you enjoy thinking about the purpose for humanity’s existence.

Philosophy
 
100%
Engineering
 
92%
Mathematics
 
83%
Psychology
 
83%
English
 
75%
Linguistics
 
58%
Anthropology
 
58%
Sociology
 
58%
Journalism
 
50%
Theater
 
42%
Biology
 
33%
Chemistry
 
33%
Dance
 
25%
Art
 
8%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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So I was a philosophy/psychology major and had a career as a Navy Pilot and a computer analyst. Not a bad test, really.