One of the characters in Law and Order (I think it was) said this: “He treated me like a mope with a muck stick.”
Made me laugh.
Don't take me too seriously. I don't.
One of the characters in Law and Order (I think it was) said this: “He treated me like a mope with a muck stick.”
Made me laugh.
So how do we keep politicians from running the country?
Think about physicians:
Now think about gun owners:
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, “Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.” Also: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
Out of concern for the public at large, we are witholding the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left over by those who didn’t.
My sweet daughter takes an infinite number of quizes that reveal her inner soul (well, some characteristics, at least), but every time I take one, they ask to sign up for something. I already get enough junk mail and I usually can’t figure out how to complete the quiz wthout giving away my two firsborn children, so I just skip them. But lo and behold, clothedinjoy had one on her blog to test what major you should have, so I tried it. Wonders of wonders, nothing was required except to answer a few question.
You scored as Philosophy. You should be a Philosophy major! Like the Philosopher, you are contemplative and you enjoy thinking about the purpose for humanity’s existence.
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What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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So I was a philosophy/psychology major and had a career as a Navy Pilot and a computer analyst. Not a bad test, really.