“Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.” — Robert W. Sarnoff
The Road to Hell
“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”— Stephen King
The Reason for Taxes
“Remember, the reason government is funded by taxes is because it produces almost nothing that people will pay for willingly.” — Mark Hillman
Are You Ready?
Sung to the tune of “Are you ready for some football?”
Are you ready for the VAT tax?
Joke #6
OK. Here’s Joke #6
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”