When It Rains It Rains

Regarding the conditions at the Royal Liverpool Golf Course in Hoylake, England, where the British Open is being played this year, Tiger Woods predicted, “Unless it rains again, this course will not see another drop of water.”

Supernova vs. Supernova: Band Files Lawsuit

National Ledger
The punk band Supernova has filed a lawsuit against the Reality TV show Rock Star: Supernova claiming they have the rights to the name.

The complaint was filed June 27 in U.S. District Court and claims unfair competition and trademark infringement. The suit seeks to bar the show and its participants from using the Supernova name, reports AP.

In response to Tommy Lee’s comment, “I want to see more of you,” Patrice told Tommy Lee 1Being sued by the original SuperNova, “I’ve got six letters for you: Google.”

Funny, Google’s where I found this article.

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1 Being sued by the original SuperNova

Oh, No. More CO2


The BBC reports, “Several thousand people have been evacuated from their homes in Ecuador by continuing volcanic eruptions.

“Tungurahua has been spitting out ash and lava for three days, and emitting loud explosions. It returned to life in 1999, after a century of inactivity.”

Just today, The Jakarta Post reported, “Mt. Karangetang on Siau island in Sangihe regency, North Sulawesi, has been spewing clouds of hot ash and lava for the last five days, forcing the evacuation of thousands of residents, an official said.”

So far there are no reports of fatalities in either eruption, but Tungurahua and Karangetang have spewed hundreds of tons of ash and *gasp* carbon dioxide 1Think global warming into the atmosphere.

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1 Think global warming

Thanking Jesus in Court Lands Hawaiian Man in Jail

FOXNews.com – Thanking Jesus in Court Lands Hawaiian Man in Jail
HONOLULU – Junior Stowers raised his hands and exclaimed, “Thank you, Jesus!” in court last month when he was acquitted by a jury of abusing his son.But his joy was short-lived when Circuit Judge Patrick Border held him in contempt of court for the “outburst” and threw him in jail.

Despite being released in six hours with the contempt charges dismissed, it makes you wonder what is going on in our courts. I wonder what would have happened if the man had exclaimed, “Thank you, lettuce!”