“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”~ Stephen Wright
Tag: beer
Deep Thoughts
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.”
“Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handy
Another Dave Barry Quote
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
Another Beer Saying
“Money may not buy happiness, Loretta, but it does buy beer.”
–From “The Lockhorns” by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner
Beer Quote
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
–Dave Barry