Here’s a slug I got on my newsreader 1The actual article didn’t read like this from Fox news:
Smoke Break May Have Saved Woman’s Life
Brenda Comer had just finished washing dishes Monday and stepped outside to smoke a cigarette when an 80-foot oak tree crashed through her roof, landing across the sink where she had been standing, splitting her house in two.
Two observations: (1) What was she doing splitting her house in two? And (2) thank heavens for cigarettes.
|↑1||The actual article didn’t read like this|