“Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?” –Al Boliska
Tag: humor
Kurt Vonnegut Quote
“Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.”
Another Beer Quote
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”~ Stephen Wright
Banana Split
A little old man shuffled slowly into “Kilwins“, an ice cream parlor in The Villages, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?””No,” he replied, “arthritis!”
House in Two
Here’s a slug I got on my newsreader 1The actual article didn’t read like this from Fox news:
Smoke Break May Have Saved Woman’s Life
Brenda Comer had just finished washing dishes Monday and stepped outside to smoke a cigarette when an 80-foot oak tree crashed through her roof, landing across the sink where she had been standing, splitting her house in two.
Two observations: (1) What was she doing splitting her house in two? And (2) thank heavens for cigarettes.
Footnotes
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