“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.”
“Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handy
Tag: humor
What Is A Combover?
In response to bb’s question, “What is a combover and who is George P?” allow me to introduce to you George Pataki, Governor of New York and potential 2008 Presidential candidate. OK, that takes care of George P.
Now for the combover: A combover is that method that bald guys use to convince themselves that they are not bald by growing their side hairs really long and combing them over the top of their heads. This gives the illusion in the mirror that their baldness is completely hidden. Of course everyone who is not looking in the mirror is not fooled and know it’s just a lie.
A combover is on par ridiculously with a bad rug (hairpiece for you non slangers), commonly known among my progeny as a “nice hat.”
Another Dave Barry Quote
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
Crankshaft
From the comic strip “Crankshaft” by Tom Batiuk and Chuck Ayers (10/25/06):
Barber: When you watch the political dealings in Washington…sometimes you just have to laugh.
Crankshaft: You’re right… Politics is too important to be taken seriously.
Useful Phrase
One of the characters in Law and Order (I think it was) said this: “He treated me like a mope with a muck stick.”
Made me laugh.