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Another Combover
I thought I give you another treat. Here’s another combover. Notice his technique of combing all the hair from the right side over and around the head to the left so nobody notices he’s bald. Of course now he looks like a shaggy dog.
In response to bb’s question, “What is a combover and who is George P?” allow me to introduce to you George Pataki, Governor of New York and potential 2008 Presidential candidate. OK, that takes care of George P.
Now for the combover: A combover is that method that bald guys use to convince themselves that they are not bald by growing their side hairs really long and combing them over the top of their heads. This gives the illusion in the mirror that their baldness is completely hidden. Of course everyone who is not looking in the mirror is not fooled and know it’s just a lie.
A combover is on par ridiculously with a bad rug (hairpiece for you non slangers), commonly known among my progeny as a “nice hat.”
Just so you all know. I’m not voting for anyone for President who has a combover. George P. be warned.
Quoted from The Villages Daily Sun:
Georgia: The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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Animal-control officers in Cobb County have cited tow women for having their dogs off leashes–even though the women were in a park created specifically to let dogs off leashes. When Cobb opend an off-leash dog park last month, it seems, officials didn’t take the county’s leash law into account.
“It’s ludicrous to say it’s off-leash and to give people tickes for having them off the leash,” 1Duh said Clare Salkin, who was ticketed for violating the law. She has a court date in about three weeks for unleashing Bob, her Labrador-mix.
The county says it has stopped enforcing the leash law in the park 2Even though those already ticketed are being prosecuted. It plans to clarify its ordinances to make it legal for people to unleash dogs in the park, said a county spokesman.
Hypocrite:
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings 1Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
The buzz is buzzing about the Rev. Ted Haggard, now ex pastor of New Life Church, story that he is accused 2By Mike Jones, gay prostitute of having gay sex with Mike Jones. Jones jerked Haggard out of the alleged closet because his opposition to a gay marriage referendum on the Colorado ballot next Tuesday. The buzz is, “How can such a prominent evangelical Christian be such a hypocrite.” 3Some saner voices out there are Mark Waltz who as an evangelical, himself (like me), expresses his embarrassment over this feeding frenzy and Scoop who proffers the idea that this exposure might be a positive turning point in Haggard’s life Read more
Footnotes
| ↑1 | Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary |
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| ↑2 | By Mike Jones, gay prostitute |
| ↑3 | Some saner voices out there are Mark Waltz who as an evangelical, himself (like me), expresses his embarrassment over this feeding frenzy and Scoop who proffers the idea that this exposure might be a positive turning point in Haggard’s life |
