“Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?” –Al Boliska
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Kurt Vonnegut Quote
“Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.”
Another Beer Quote
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”~ Stephen Wright
Friday the Thirteenth
As Pogo used to say, “Looks like Friday the thirteenth falls on a Friday this month.”
Golf Quotes
- Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
–Grantland Rice - Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
–John Updike - It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
–Robert Lynd - If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
–Horace G. Hutchinson - They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
–Gardner Dickinson - If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork as poorly as they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.
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