Give it to the Dems

An historic moment. The Democrats have nominated the first black 1I say black because, even though African-American is the PC term, there are many black-Americans that are not from Africa candidate for the President of the United States of America. Congratulations to the Democrats! I’m proud of you.

Footnotes

Footnotes
1 I say black because, even though African-American is the PC term, there are many black-Americans that are not from Africa

Two Things I’ve Observed

I’ve observed two things from the Democratic National Convention: First, they’ve done a good job of teaching the dignitaries to clap in front of their own faces in case they get a close up during ovations. And Second, Bill Clinton is great at mugging for the cameras. When he sees the cameras on him, he breaks into a big smile, gets wet eyed, and when Hillary is speaking, mouths, “I love you,” and shakes his head just so proudly.

Yippie We Won The Lawsuit

Hey Folks, we’re getting a dollar from the State of Florida. They recently settled a lawsuit brought by four people for selling names and addresses of people who licensed their automobiles in Florida. Each person who so registered their vehicle between 1998 and 2004 gets a dollar off their next renewal.

The four who brought the lawsuit get $3000 each.

The lawyers get $2.83 million in fees plus $20,000 in costs.

Which reminds me of a joke. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a carp? One’s a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, the other is a fish.